3:47 am where you are. him too.

Jitters the vibe coder monkey on a coffee mug, your hour printed on his desk

Jitters, the anxious monkey who codes, on a mug with your minute printed on his desk.

Buy the 3:47 AM mug · CA$24.65 Zazzle prints and ships it; its checkout shows your own currency.

Jitters as a bedsheet ghost made of his own stack trace, a Halloween t-shirt

The costume is a stack traceA black tee for the office party: he came as the bug. Order by Thu 22 Oct for Halloween: in the US it lands Thu 29 Oct with Zazzle's 17.93 USD shipping. Buy the costume tee · 22.70 USD

Jitters at 11:52 pm, holding his fifth coffee by the laptop, a sticker

11:52 pmThe fifth coffee. A 4-inch vinyl sticker of the hour you lived too, printed and shipped by Zazzle. Buy the sticker · 6.15 USD

The sticker sheet: Jitters in seven moods

His moods, as programmer stickers

pay what you want, from 2 USD7 moods, a sheet you print at home, cut on the white edge

Slept 8h. Coffee #5. Running on fumes. Couch.exe. The laptop that kept you up gets the one you are.

The sheet is not on sale yet. Coffee #5 is free now:

Coffee #5, free tell me when Jitters gets new clothes

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>_ for the late commitsMonospace hoodie

His own blue, knit with rows of code in your editor's colours, and both strings end in a cursor. You can tell it is code; you can't read it. He keeps it on whatever your night was.

The mug comes knit to match.

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